Every year in March, a festival called Las Fallas (pronounced lahs fah-yahs), takes place in Valencia, Spain. The festival lasts one week and is the culmination of an entire year of construction by Valencianos, young and old. What is a Falla? Falla means fire in valenciano (yes, yet ANOTHER form of the language). During the fallas festival, ninots (translated as puppets or dolls) are burned. The ninots are basically your typical parade float, minus the typical part. The ninots are funny, political and intricate, among other adjectives. During the week, there are daily parades bringing the structures to dfferent areas of the city and fireworks displays every night. While all of this is happening, kids (well, mostly kids) are lighting off fireworks of all sizes in the streets. The week is punctuated with sounds of snap, crackle, and pop at least every 30 seconds. The last night of the festival, all of the ninots are burned in an exciting (and very hot) spectacle. If you have heard of San Fermin (the festival in Pamplona with the running of the Bulls), this is comparable.
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Big ninot |
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Pretty much all of them are this inappropriate |
I never expected to attend any of the events, because Natalie’s family was visiting on Las Fallas weekend and I felt bad going without her, but constantly seeing signs that promoted day trips there costing 25 euro made it difficult to contain myself.
And here is why Spain pisses me off.
I tried for at least a week to get tickets. Registering online didn’t work so I emailed the main guy for help and they sent me to Caixabanco, which is a bank-type-place where you can do a transfer and get a ticket for an event (re: a really inefficient system very typical of Spain) The machine didn’t work. Unfortunately the bank is only open about 3 hours a day (an only four days a week) and when normal people work and go to class, so I couldn’t go inside for help either. I decided to try to go with a different group, la UAM (my university) Erasmus (European for Study Abroad) network. I emailed them a couple days before and asked to save a spot because their one-hour-a-day open office hours did not match up well with my schedule. When I finally could go to the office, they told me tickets were sold out. I then received an official looking email from the original company telling me what bus I was on. I sent them an email back saying I hadn’t paid, but I would like to be on the bus. They emailed back apologizing for the error and told me that I, in fact, do NOT have a seat. I sent back a very angry email saying I am entitled to a spot, since I have been trying to work with this company for at least a week. They finally obliged. Mind you, all these exchanges (via email and in person) occur in Spanish, and while I can speak this language, it is blaringly obvious I am not fluent, so trying to express myself perfectly causes extra duress. When I went to the meeting point, the Metro stop of Universidad Complutense, I found LITERALLY at least 60 buses. It took 45 minutes to find mine, the whole time worrying it would have left already. No worries. This is Spain. The bus left an hour late.
I arrived to Valencia after a 4 hour bus ride at 2PM and met Deidre and Adrian, two people from my program and we did a little touring, finding ninots in every corner of the city. Then, we took a nap in preparation for the night’s festivities- completely necessary considering I had to leave at 6AM and had no hostel.
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Women making bañuelos (pumpkin donuts) from scratch |
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We found a kitty |
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Cross-dressing disney princesses |
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Obama, Chávez, etc. make an appearance |
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We woke up, snuck into a hostel, socialized a bit, managed to see some of the final parade, and set off the fireworks that Deidre and I bought for a euro. We found AMAZING gelato to eat for dinner, then I saw a grilled vegetable sandwich (THERE IS BARELY SUCH A THING AS A GRILLED VEGETABLE IN SPAIN), died of happiness, started to eat it, then died of happiness again. I am so very deprived of healthy food. Then, we accidentally found a perfect spot to see a small and a large collection of ninots burn. We didn’t want to give up the spot, so we stayed there for literally 4 hours. I had my vinto tinto to keep me warm, so all was well.
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Burning of the small ninots |
After the flames died down, Deidre snuck me into her hostel, but her German roommates were sleeping and the kitchen was closed (YES it closed even on the last night of the festival) so we hung out in Starbucks until it closed at 4AM. I made Deidre go to sleep because I felt keeping her awake for so long already and I walked around the city for 2 hours, trying to not get killed. I didn’t! Yay!
Of course the bus arrived a half hour late and, by that time, I was very cold and unhappy. My extreme fatigue aided in the best bus-sleep I have ever experienced. When I arrived back to Madrid at 10AM, I was due to hang out with my friend (and summer roommate) Sam, who was visiting from London. I was incredibly tired but feigned energetic-tour-guide-Shelagh, which I do pretty well if I do say so myself. I was so excited to see Sam and meet her friends that as the day went on, I stopped faking it and enjoyed showing off my city, reminding myself that I actually do love it. Sam unfortunately had to leave that night, so we said our said good-byes on the metro, assuring each other it would only be four months until we reunite again in Boston.
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Casual protest near Atocha |
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Introducing the magic of Magnum to more Americans |
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Sam and I in some quintessential-looking Madridleña streets |